Jai Namoji ki

The prime minister of India Addresses August 15, 2014 Lal Qila rally
TNN August 16, 2014

For the first time in the history, the prime minister, Narendra Modiji, decided to address the nation, not from the ramparts of Lal Qila, Delhi, but by video-conferencing, from his former palace in Gujarat's capital, Gandhi Nagar.

Just like his Hindutva 'compadre' Shiv Sena 'remote controller' Bal Thackeray, Modiji is running the country, from the safe haven in Gujarat. He wants to stay behind to protect, preserve and promote 60, 000,000 (six crore) Gujarati 'bhai' and 'ben.'

When China's president came on an official visit, Narendra Modiji sent his video clip, wearing a typical 'Bhavnagari Pheta' to Xi Jinping.
This insult was too much for India's northern neighbor. So much so that Xi Jinping sent him real, live Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (ICBM) battery with a gracious thank you note.

Missiles arrived, promptly.

Historians, in 3014, digging for  evidence of Xi Jinping's friendly note, found it intact, everything else was totally destroyed. Six crore bhai and bens, all gone to 'Vaikunhta.'

Jai Namoji!

The End.

...and I am Sid Harth